I just saw this movie, and for some reason (gawd only knows) it made me want to be catholic. How fucking odd is that? This movie Freakin' rocked. it rocked hard. it rocked so much I thought I was going to vomit from all the rocking....

Keanu 'Wind blowing thru the mountains' Reeves is absolutely hot. I don't know what it is. The thing is that in this movie, at first, it seemed like he was trying too hard to be hard-edged, like... Die Harder Willis meets Eastwoods.... well Eastwood's everything.
Weis was beautiful, as always, acting was superb. Her part seemed to me like the character should have been just a bit more... tough. But then again, she's just a woman, what can she do? Nah, i mean i guess her character pulls off some stuff that would make Constantine proud...i mean, she does go to hell and have Satans son inhabit her body.

Satan, at the end, was absolutely thriling. I had to pee like mad, and i was laughing so hard at how awesome Satan was that I peed myself a little. Fucking Satan lets Constantine live so that way Constantine can fuck up again and go to hell... thats the kind of satanic trickery I like. *noddle noddle*

Gabriel. Gabriel was played by a woman, a rather butch woman, so English chick who looks like Emma Thompson, talks like Emma Thompson, and Acts like Emma htompson... but I don't think it was. Awesome Gabriel goes a wee bit evil... and she/he/it looks just like I'd always think an angel looks. Pure, big eyes, clean face, and a wicked soul embittered towards man.

Ever be watching a movie, and this slick dude looking like a car saleman shows up, and you're thinking, 'Holy Cripes! that's gain Rossdale, the lead Singer of the wonderful 90's band Bush!!!'..... You were prolly watching this movie.. Rossdale plays a demon on earth named Balthazar... he kills people... its cool.... I'm a happy heather

I told you that I fucking loved this movie, and I FUCKING wrote it practically. Now, note that this version rocked harder than mine, but mine is awesome too... check out my gallery of writing... Called True Justice for the Wicked. and no, i don't have a fucking link....

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